Guy Ritchie's 'The Man From U.N.C.L.E' Is Accidentally Perfect

taraljc:

smokeandsong:

#YES GOOD #for me this is a movie very much like jupiter ascending or pacific rim where i could not conceivably care less what reviewers think #because it’s not really? for them? #it’s made for us #it’s speaking our language! #this movie grabs you by the hand and excitedly whispers FAKE MARRIED SPIES #the same way jupiter ascending grabbed you by the hand and whispered AREA WOMAN SECRETLY AN ALIEN QUEEN #or pacific rim grabbed you by the neck and screamed A HUMANIST BALLAD OF ROBOTS PUNCHING MONSTERS #this movie succeeds by the most important measure which is letting me personally know that the universe loves me and wants me to be happy (via unstatedmartini)

I neeeeeeeeed to seeeeeeeee.

The Wine Mom Game

breaktheatmosphere:

tricksterpuyon:

Allow me to explain the rules of the Wine Mom game, a game my friends and I have started playing together at sleepovers and junk

Basically, we all pick generic suburban white mom names (Linda, Helen…) and then have a glass of a drink, wine glass optional, and actual wine optional (we’re all too young to drink but….) and go around in a circle of the group, where one mom makes a statement to the one next to them, that mom makes a reply without laughing  and then makes a statement to the next mom and the game goes forward from that.

If you laugh then any moms affected will take a sip from their drink. Once a mom runs out of drink, they are out of the game.

You can say anything as absurd as possible as long as you are in character. For example…

Mom 1: Marsha, my husband has been collecting a bunch of… action figures.

Mom 2: Well, I’m sure he enjoys those big anime titties.

Send me your stories if you play this game. Or tag it as #winemomchallenge

galaxyvoyage [LOOKS DEAD IN THE EYES] GUESS WHAT WE’RE PLAYING.

singelisilverslippers:

bigneonglitter:

hollowedskin:

scorpiofactsdaily:

You are not screaming into the void in vain. The void is just practicing active listening and wants you to let it all out without feeling like it is judging or trying to speak over you

thank you void

flawsinthevoodoo: #the void is there for you #it wants you to know that it and the abyss have been talking #and they both think you’re pretty great #i mean why do you think the abyss looks back into you? #it’s because you look fine as hell

ohmymymybi:

jglovelace:

starlet-seraph:

this vine made me 100% more emotionally stable

I don’t know why this made me smile so hard. I think because I was sort of expecting some like misogyny but instead I just got a soft enby reassurance.

I also expected misogyny and smiled a lot at this.

swimmerking:

radtracks:

here (in your arms) // hellogoodbye

well you are the one, the one that lies close to me
whispers, “hello i’ve missed you quite terribly”
i fell in love, in love with you suddenly
now there’s no place i could be but here in your arms

Try and pretend that this song isn’t something you dance in your underwear to at 12 am down the stairs and around a dark kitchen to get a glass of chocolate almond milk. Try